__MoBlack’s avatar__MoBlack’s Twitter Archive—№ 14,457

  1. Not only has Jeff Bezos been left tragically un-blown up, but capitalism has apparently regressed technology since the 1960s
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
    1. …in reply to @__MoBlack
      When the Soviet Union sent the first man in space, he orbited the Earth for more than 45 minutes. Private American capitalist with modern tech doesn't even leave the atmosphere or enter orbit. Spends 11 minutes total, half to go up and the other half coming back down lmao
      1. …in reply to @__MoBlack
        I'm reading that I was wrong. Yuri Gagarin orbited the Earth for *an hour and 45 minutes*. So it's worse